You are walking through a forest, and see a Dragon. Do you:
- Get in a store of coffee, Red Bull, and pizza before calling your guild on speed dial. This is going to take a while.
- Njub! Dragons got boring last patch…
- Take a few screenshots. No-one’s posted Dragons on the guild forum before. Yay!
You approach an Orc village. You and your fellow guild members:
- Wait for the zerg. This looks like an ambush.
- Crush them beneath your iron heels, before the leeches can get here. This is your Renown! Take it!
- Ensure the orc women and children are relocated to a place of safety, where they can live their lives away from the hideous face of war.
There are 5 of them, and 10 of you. Do you:
- Wait for the zerg. This looks like an ambush.
- Njubs! Dominate them, whilst waiting for their zerg.
- There’s 10 of us?
There are 10 of them, and 5 of you. Do you:
- Wait for the zerg. This looks like an ambush.
- We outnumber them 5: 10. Dominate them, whilst waiting for their zerg.
- There’s 5 of us?
You see a chicken crossing the street. Do you:
- Wait for the zerg. This looks like an ambush.
- Laugh because it’s your GM and you lured him into a low level RvR area under pretext of helping you with a quest.
- Rescue the chicken from the oncoming traffic because you’ve always wanted a pet.
A mob drops an epic weapon. Do you:
- Link it in guild chat – it’s so cool!
- Njub! I got better last week.
- Sell it to an NPC by mistake.
It’s 3 in the morning. Do you:
- Log off. It’s late.
- You can log off?
- Surely you mean 3 in the afternoon!
The Emperor Karl Franz is:
- Some NPC in Altdorf
- On farm
- My liege lord.
You plan to reach level 40:
- Within a month
- Within a week, you’ll be gkicked if you don’t
- There’s a level 40?
You run into someone who wants to join your guild:
- Can he balance a spoon on his nose? He’s in!
- First they have to join the feeder guild for 6 months, and there’s a three tier application form process that every newbie has to fill in. After that, the two months of 2am-3am keep guarding duty and then … maaaaybe …
- We have a quick in character interview at a pub in Altdorf.
What colour is your guild emblem?
- White or Yellow
- Black! (I’m Mr Black!)
- Purple
The perfect number of guildmates is:
- Half a dozen of my best friends
- The exact number and class breakdown necessary to beat the game
- There is no perfect number, as long as it’s friendly
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The proper answer choices for “What colour is your guild emblem?” should/could be:
1. Whatever combination you can come up with that makes a Hawaiian shirt look conservative.
2. Whatever provides the ompitum level of camouflage and concealment.
3. Whatever provides a fabulous contrast to my delightful outfit. Designer tags are a must!
🙂
What kind of turtle?
Of course all 1337 guilds know the answer to all these questions is 42
Now if only i had 30 people who filled out the questions the same as me!
“There’s 10 of us?” “There’s 5 of us?”
I lol’d. Pretty hard. =)
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