Amusements

These things made me smile:

A bunch of Warhammer Online videos taken from action on Karak Eight Peaks. There’s a wealth of videos to choose from, and it’s great to have them all available. Do you have anything similar? Let us know and we’ll take a look!

And Roo, famous from DAoC days, over at Freddyshouse, has returned to verse to produce something pretty spectacular in a thread about potential Dwarf Slayers:

Young orc, der’s no need to feel glum.
Me said, young orc, kick a dorf in da bum.
Me said, young orc, ‘cos you’re in a new zone
Der’s no need to be unhappy.

Young orc, don’t get hit in da face.
Me said, young orc, knockback elves into space.
You can slay dem, and Me sure you will find
Many ways to be ded rock’ard.

It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.

Dey have everyfing dat you need to enjoy,
Kick da jibblies of all da elves…

It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.

You is green and you mean, biggest orc on da scene
You can eat all the gobbos you see …

Young orc, are you listening to me?
Me said, young orc, get some skulls on your gear.
Me said, young orc, No! Flowers make you look queer.
But you got to know dis one fing!

No orc does it all by himself.
Me said, young orc, get dorf heads on your shelf,
And just go there, to the F.O.R.T.
Me’s sure dey can rez you today.

It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.

Dey have everyfing dat you need to enjoy,
Compare yer choppa wiv all da boyz …

It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.

You can get yourself clean, you can nom a good meal,
You can nom whoever you feel …

Young orc, Me was once in your feetz.
Me said, Me was down – me’s choppa was blunt.
Me felt gobbo jokes Me was da brunt.
Me felt da uvver orcs were all cunning.

Dat’s when someone came up to me,
An’ said, young orc, drag yer arse up da street.
It a place there called the F.O.R.T.
You’ll be da big nob some day.

It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T.

Dey have everyfing dat you need to enjoy,
You can hang out wiv all da boyz…

FORT
It fun to slay at da F-O-R-T
Young orc, young orc der’s no need to feel down
Young orc, young orc be da bestest around

F-O-R-T
Den just go to da F-O-R-T
young orc, young orc Me was once in your feetz
young orc, young orc Me said, Me was down and out wiv da glums.
F-O-R-T

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3 Responses

  1. Oh that’s wonderful 😛

  2. […] keep you occupied before the announcement, here are some great lyrics for a cover on YMCA, called FORT. Young orc, der’s no need to feel glum. Me said, young orc, kick […]

  3. Woot! link to me. 🙂

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